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Blues Brothers’ Catholic Classic

cuttheinnuendo — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:40:43 +0000

They too hate Illinois Nazis and are afraid of the Penguin.

cuttheinnuendo — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:37:50 +0000

The video shows how the suspects were able to check the heads without paying baggage fees!

cuttheinnuendo — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:35:18 +0000

At some point donation to Locks of Love stops being charity and starts getting weird.

cuttheinnuendo — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:22:12 +0000

My guess would be the ocean?

cuttheinnuendo — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:18:36 +0000

There is absolutely no context for this and there never will be.

cuttheinnuendo — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 19:14:10 +0000

Let’s be honest: whoever agrees with this lead is probably in prison.

cuttheinnuendo — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 19:06:29 +0000

Driving dog runs over his owner

In retrospect teaching Spike to “sit”, “stay”, and “pop a wheelie” seemed like a poor choice.

cuttheinnuendo — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 19:02:07 +0000

Halle Berry to play the lead in the TBA film adaption of this political struggle

“De-Clawed: the tale of Fluffy’s freedom”

cuttheinnuendo — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:37:25 +0000

Canadia's oil sands

Canadia… seriously? They’re a country, and you’re supposed to be a news institution not an episode of South Park!

cuttheinnuendo — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:32:25 +0000

Aussies wary of kangaroo flavored chips

They’re offended because the animals are in their coat of arms. We’re offended because it sounds awful without barbeque.